Monday, August 11, 2014
1. To look at strangers with an incredibly serious expression and whisper, “I see dead people.”
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3. To pass gas while doing a karate kick and singing, “Everybody was kung-fu farting!”
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4. To reply “a ladies’ man” when someone asks them what they’re going to be when they grow up.
5. Or to answer the same question with a Monty Python-esque, “I want to be a lumberjack!”
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15. To reply, “Joey doesn’t share food” whenever anyone asks them for a bite of their food.
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19. To welcome new people by saying, “Greetings, human… if indeed you are human.”
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