Friday, December 19, 2014
Now this is how you JENGA!
Skill level: 10
Celebration level: 3
Everyone was happy for her, sure, but you don’t successfully pull off a hero stunt like this without acting like a total asshole. This isn’t some routine touchdown, this is a once-in-a-lifetime feat of awesomeness. If that was me, I would have celebrated by roundhouse kicking the entire fucking thing off the table, because GAME OVER, I JUST WON AT LIFE, YOU DICKFARTS. And then I would have round-housed kicked every motherfucker in the room, because that’s how you win at board games with dignity and class.
