Wednesday, February 18, 2015
1. When she asks, “Did you just fart?”
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So… yes.
2. When you realize you’re officially too drunk to have sex:
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You let your penis down.
3. While getting a prostate exam:
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[CONFUSED EMOTIONS]
4. When you catch your roommate singing Taylor Swift songs while doing the dishes:
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“I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling… like you shouldn’t do that anymore.”
5. When your girlfriend says “I love you too,” but you totally didn’t say “I love you”:
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Pretty sure you said “I love juice” ‘cause, you know, juice is awesome.
6. When your buddy asks you if you exfoliate:
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“I don’t exfoliate, but I do sexfoliate.”
7. When your new hair gel makes you feel so damn adorable:
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#nailedit
8. When you pay your friend back in singles just so you can make it rain:
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…then awkwardly pick the singles off the floor after your friend just stares at you.
9. When you say “Yeah, I lift,” but really this is what you mean:
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(Um… What are you wearing?)
10. When your one-night stand packs you a lunch the next day:
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(And calls you “pookie.”)
11. When your girlfriend asks if she should take that job overseas:
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(And you were about to break up with her anyway!)
12. When that annoying guy from work keeps calling you his “homie”:
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“You’re not my homie, Kevin! You’re actually the worst.”
13. When the landlord promises he’ll never raise your rent:
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That bad boy ain’t ever gonna fix your heating either!
14. When you crack a joke, and your girlfriend’s dad just scowls:
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That man has you by the short hairs, friend.
