Elephant Tries To Have Sex With A Car Which Doesn’t Work Very Well Because It Is A Car And Not Another Elephant
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
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In fairness, this elephant may not be trying to have sex with a car, and was just in the mood to do some crushing, but for the sake of this post, let’s assume it was.
Stupid elephant you can’t have sex with a car that’s a car not an elephant.
Clearly an elephant does forget … what he’s supposed to have sex with. The answer is: other elephants, and not cats. (Note: this was a typo I enjoyed so much I decided to leave it in. Elephants shouldn’t have sex with cats or cars.)
Here’s what it looks like from the inside. This is some Jurrasic Park, T-Rex-type shit right here.
This all happened in the Khao Yai National Park in Thailand. Don’t go there if you are a car.
[H/T Elite Daily]
