Monday, February 16, 2015
1. You’re never ready for the day until you crack your first can.
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2. And there’s something so sexy about the way it sounds when you open it.
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3. There will always be people who look at you like this when you’re drinking an energy drink.
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4. Especially if it’s before midday.
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5. Everyone loves to remind you how bad they are for you.
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Thank you so much for telling me, I had no idea.
6. If you forget to buy in bulk at the supermarket, you end up having to drop a huge amount of money on it at the convenience store.
7. Sometimes even the store clerk will lecture you on your beverage choices.
Take my $7 for a can and shut up.
9. When you go overseas or on a trip, you can’t always find your favourite brand.
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10. When you see the Red Bull promo car, you panic and try to follow it.
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11. You love the taste so much that you start to crave it at night, even though you know it’ll keep you awake for hours.
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13. Then you lay awake all night worrying if your organs are all corroding.
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14. If you prefer the sugar-free variety, it’s not always available everywhere.
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15. Your trash can starts to look like this.
16. You get so excited when new flavours are announced… but they’re always gross.
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17. Sometimes, you need more than one 500mL can to get you through the day.
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18. You’re outraged every time you are charged $12 for a vodka & Red Bull at a club…
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19. …but the price never stops you from drinking it.
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20. “We only have Monster…” is the worst sentence you could possibly hear.
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