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From what I’m told Amber Rose is famous for being a model, but I think the definition of “model” in this context is more along the lines of “is 99.9999% naked in most of her Instagram photos.” If being naked in a public forum is all it takes to be a model, then count me in!

Step 1: Brb gonna go strip
Step 2: Take bathroom selfies
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit

That…doesn’t look good. On second thought, maybe I’ll keep my day job as well as my clothes on. But the idea of a potential public indecency charge doesn’t seem to phase Amber, since over the holiday weekend Amber Rose decided to tell her underwear to GTFO and flub her way down a runway at New York Fashion Week:

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Honestly, I get it. I hate wearing pants just as much as the next person, but come on. It’s one thing to walk around bare-assed in the comfort of your own home, but if some famous fashion designer came up to me and asked that I strut around pants less, I think I’d at least draw the line there.

[Images via Getty and Instagram]